Thursday, May 12, 2011

Death by Chicken Soup


The pain in my left heel was horrible, and I was no longer able to walk,
so I went to the doctor, thinking I had a sprained heel or something.

Wrong.

I have liquid accumulating in my lower extremities because my kidneys are not working properly. So he proscribes me some pills and orders me to give up:

Sugar.
Salt.
Coffee.

and any greasy foods...

Well, perhaps the doctor is not aware that I live to eat chicken.
So, its like... DEATH BY CHICKEN SOUP.